stonerwisdom
purps:temp vs. genetics.

weed doesn’t have to be genetically purple to come out purple. it only needs to be grown in lower temperatures. But to know that you’re getting top of the line purple(weed thats genetically purple gets you higher than temperature grown purple). The way you can tell is that genetically purple bud has flecks of purple when you break open the bud, whereas temperature grown purp doesn’t. There you go.

1. Always share - even if you have a tiny bit, go halfsies with someone else.

2. Pass to the left.

3. Don’t nigger lip it.

4. Provider chooses who get greens (whether it’s a number game, guess the artist, or just random).

5. Don’t complain if it’s not your weed. Shutup and smoke it.

Have a flat-topped subwoofer?

If you listen to music while you rip bong, place the bong on top of the speaker. When you hear the music and feel the vibration in the two things you’re touching(the floor and the bong), it sort of adds another dimension to it when high or tripping.

Recycle empty iced coffee cups…

…..they make great tools for weighing out large quantities of weed if you have a tare setting on your scale. They are lightweight and reliable cause they’re easy to find.

1. They always have a lighter, but you never see them smoke.
2. They smell like weed.
3. If you ask them a question, every single response is “what?” or “what did you say man?”
4. They are always “tired”.
5. Sometimes their eyes are red, and other times they aren’t.
6. Check the bottom of their…

Amazing Weed/Stoner Tumblrs. Follow Them!

stonerpov:

Lets not jump to conclusions here, even the researchers admit.

But seriously, for medicinal purposes, yes.

Of all the patients I’ve worked with as an intern, one person always comes to mind when I look back upon my experiences.  For confidentiality, we’ll call him mike.  Mike was a quadriplegic and got around by strapping his wrist to a joystick on his wheel chair.

One day, he came in for his therapy and began talking about a few of the many things he had been struggling with.  He tried not to take his pain medications because while they would help, they were essentially blocking off stimulation to his neurons, and if they continued blocking stimulation, there was no way he could ever learn to use his limbs again.  Aside from that, his medication would typically render him lifeless and unable to move, so attending therapy was out of the question.  Sometimes he couldn’t bare the pain, so he’d take his meds but all the chemicals made him depressed and on edge.  Someone took him to his favorite restaurant once after he took his meds, but when he got inside and saw all the people, he became so overwhelmed with sadness, despair, and grief that he went home without eating.  And those were the days if he even felt like eating.

Now I look at all these things, and Lord knows I really wanna just roll a joint for him and say, “Here man, this’ll help.”

Weed would help him cope with his pain, stimulate neurons, provide relief/high so that he’d feel better and more motivated to attend therapy, and of course, he’d be hungry. But I can’t just walk up to him and give him a joint, because its illegal.  It’s illegal for me to offer another human being something that will really help him.

For whatever reasons that weed is illegal, it really isn’t fair that this man in all his pain and suffering isn’t able to get something that really works.  Instead, politicians stay in office, drug companies continue making millions, and people suffer.

To all the smokers out there who are concerned with the welfare of others, who believe that pot should be accessible but not necessarily smoked by everyone, continue smoking and continue spreading the love and inspiration.

Let us be the robin hoods of our day.  Perhaps we don’t know all the truth there is to know, but we refuse to acknowledge the lie that pot is bad simply because it’s illegal.

I mean seriously, how they gonna continue selling all these pharmaceuticals on the market when a commercial spends half its air time talking about side effects and the possibility of suicide.

Someone’s got it fucked up, and it ain’t the stoner.

Best Drinks for Doing Drugs….

1. Ocean Spray blueberry— wholly tasty, and tastes great in combination with weed (think blueberry papers) and is available in a diet version.

2. Tropical Fuze. This drink repairs your throat when its soar from ripping bong. Also tastes good while your smoking.

3.Turkey hill diet Blackberry Sweet Tea. Taste it and you’ll understand. On acid, its the juice of life. It just makes everything better. Tastes good with weed too.

4. A&W diet cream soda. vanilla ice cream in drink form, sans calories. Refreshing and very satisfying (due to the carbonation) if theres no munchie food around.

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WANT!

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